Smurf Spit

Smurf spit is when you get blue food coloring dye and drip it down the hole of your penis. Then you jack off and cum and it's blue. Hence smurf spit.

Damn, Jacob dripped a little to much, his smurf spit was really blue.

by EconomyHFX November 11, 2015

spit

(v.) Another term for cuming or ejaculating. The knob is said “to spit” because it spurts cum with force. And after being blown, the wad looks a bit like spit.

We were in a dark corner, and I spit a full load in my pants when he rubbed my knob.

by Frozen Prevert October 28, 2024

Spit Chungus

Drinking game popular in China where two players spit on each other until a player taps out.

“Those two guys over there are playing Spit Chungus! Let’s join in”

by JoshATLdemon January 13, 2025

south texas spit shine

During middle aged gay male sex one man blows his load on another man's balding head and uses a sham wow to shine it.

When I get out of this Miata I am going to give Leron the old South Texas spit shine

by Rusty Shackleford December 22, 2016

Spitting Ink

When someone’s lying you say “your spitting ink”

I know your spitting ink

by Your printing July 20, 2019

spit shined

An object that is most likely brighter than your future.

That man spit shined his shoes till they were brighter than my balls dipped in Vaseline.

by Booty Warri0r April 18, 2016

spit on my bumper

A gay set reference

Randy says who wants to spit on my bumper in the parking lot!

by bigpapa42069 January 19, 2022