Sped Muff

Short for Sped Muffin, meaning someone who makes a stupid mistake or asks a dumb question.

For Example,

Tucker: Meaghan, where do you live?

meaghan: Tucker, we live togeather you sped muff.

by M[cote]2013 June 6, 2009

Dust in the Muff

After banging your partner, you turn on the dust ridden ceiling fan for all of the dust to fly off on the bed, but most importantly, her muff.

I accidentally pulled a dust in the muff on my girl last night and she told me she wasn't a fucking swiffer and left.

by lexxluthorr February 6, 2022

Puffy Muff

A vagina that has large engorged lips that look like they have an allergic reaction .

Example , how eyes and lips swell when someone who has a peanut allergy eats peanuts.

Yo' that bitches got a puffy muff , when I was hitting it my balls would feel like they were hitting pillows .

by TcSilly May 25, 2018

earth muff

Dirty ebony hairy twatter

Don't fuck that slut nugget, she got that earth muff. . . She picked up everything all over the world.

by Big Bad Jenna May 1, 2017

Muff Puff

The glistening effect of fanny fluid on a proud and luscious beard

Example - Come back up and let me see your muff puff

by 074cl3 February 26, 2022

Muff Muzzle

For a woman to sit on a person's face.

I'm going to shut him up with a good muff muzzle.

by MagicRed83 April 19, 2024

muff merchant

Noun; The girl sitting at the end of the bar who has made a career out of fucking guys for things. Money, cars, work done for her, drugs, food, and anything else you can think of. This whore approaches you with the girl friend experience. She is too nice. Too nice to the point of seeming fake. She is fake. This leach runs up to 4 guys at a time. She tells them all they are the only guy in her life. This tends to backfire on her when guys compare notes

Dude, you don't want to waste your time.
You can't afford her. She's a muff merchant.

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde March 2, 2020