non driving motherfucker

1. (Noun) A person who acts like a back seat driver
2. (Noun) A person who doesn't have a driver's license and proceeds to tell a licensed driver how to drive, where to turn, etc.
3. (Noun) Anyone who doesn't drive and is a passenger in a car who complains about every facet of the driver's behavior on the road.

I wish this non driving motherfucker would let me drive her to work. Next time, she can take the bus!

"Stop telling me how to drive you non driving motherfucker! If you want, you can get your own license!"

by Sigma Rigel June 1, 2021

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drive in your ocean

Basically he wants yo fuck and have sex

Michael said he is trying to drive in your ocean

by Monkeys R Us June 25, 2023

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gavin cant drive

A nibba that cant drive

Haha you can't drive cuz you lost your permit. Gavin cant drive

by Gavin gay February 6, 2018

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Drive Drunk Jonny

A game created by Jonny and named after himself. It’s a simple card game that’s absolute dogwater.

Jonny: Dude do you wanna play Drive Drunk Jonny??
Logan: No that game is dogwater!!

by Jonnywanglinden January 16, 2021

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Kentucky drive through

When you’re taking a shit and don’t want it to smell so you immediately flush before it hits the water

I knew I would have horrible smelling diarrhea and I didn’t want the smell to leak from under the door so I did a Kentucky drive through as soon as I started to push

by your lovely mom April 2, 2020

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Back-seat Driving

The person who ALWAYS has to micro-manage EVERYTHING, constantly looking over your shoulder, adding their opinions, and what they deem to be a more proficient way of doing whatever it is, added as corrections to the thing that you are doing in the right way in the first instance.

"Buddy, STOP BACK-SEAT DRIVING!!!

by Totes Hassles April 13, 2023

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