Purdue Cancer Kid

Shorthand description for people like Tyler Trent, the 20 year old osteosarcoma bone cancer patient who inspired unranked Purdue to upset #2 Ohio State in football in 2018 after saying in a ESPN College GameDay feature regarding his cancer prognosis "The immediate future in my mind is that Purdue beats Ohio State next Saturday".

Has gone on to represent ANY inspiring person adopted by a sports for inspiration. Especially potent if accompanied by a feature story on ESPN by Tom Rinaldi.

When I saw Tom Rinaldi do the 6 minute feature story on the Purdue Cancer Kid, I knew immediately we were gonna lose.

by cgorange November 28, 2021

Brian Cancer

A type of cancer that one develops after coming into contact with or consuming any sort of media at all related to felon and American musician Marilyn Manson. It usually makes the victim retarded.

"Yo dude what happened to your hair?"

Billy Corgan: "I developed Brian cancer after performing with Marilyn Manson in 1997 and all my brain cells fell out along with my hair."

by TheCorgsterWilliam October 29, 2021

Cancer

Something i have CANCER

#Cancer

by Polar_Lucas July 21, 2019

Cancer Circle

A circle of friends who meet up and smoke at the same place every single day.

Wanna have cancer? Join our Cancer Circle.

by mindFXCKINGminx January 2, 2012

Cancerous

Something being soooo good that you cant stop or help from (participating in, continuing in, ingesting, spreading) it. But is only good in a detrimental way.

”This show is soooo cancerous. I did absolutely nothing all weekend because of this show. I willingly opted out of doing any chores all weekend because peeling away for even the shortest amount of time was painful, and unbearable. I just couldn’t peel myself away!

This show was sooo cancerous.
These cigarette’s are sooo cancerous.
This cake is so cancerous!

by Bit€hBeeHunny November 7, 2022

cancer

its basically anyone who says they are Yasuo main but they totally suck at it.

I'm gonna commit suicide, there has been cancer in this match made game.

by beg black kak August 2, 2018

cancer-nerd

a nerd that is so nerdy he is harmful to the society i.e. like cancer

Mark Zuckerberg is not only a robot, but also the cancer-nerd that created phubs.

by MusicSounds February 10, 2019