A broke, nagging slut or annoying, useless goof that flocks to where ever the coke is being dumped out. Often doesn't have their own smokes or booze either.
by Coke Hogan September 7, 2017

A fucking drug that get you high as shit and you wake up with 5 Asian males in your bed thinking damn I bet they rocked my world
Damn that Coke was goooooood
by Max Simpson cuz why not October 25, 2017

The process in which a guy nuts in a plastic bag and lets it dry up and get “crusty” crushing it into a fine powder he then goes to a party with coke and swaps it out with his dry semen when nobody is looking
by FrankVonWorthyton July 7, 2025

Coke to vodka is someone who is a best friend to his vodka they have there fights but they will always be the closest friends the coke is usually very dramatic but the vodka will always be there for him
Max: you’re my coke to the vodka
Jessica: you’re the vodka to my coke
Coke to vodka is the best friendship opposite genders can have
Jessica: you’re the vodka to my coke
Coke to vodka is the best friendship opposite genders can have
by beef curry 6264 September 5, 2019

Where you use your entire hand to partake in your favorite recreational activity. Two for the nose....two for the gums
by Baby Birdd April 24, 2017

by Coke.Bay May 27, 2022

Coke Michaels refers to the legendary wrestler Shawn Michaels and his WWF run in the 90s. Much like Perc Angle, Coke Michaels refers to a period when Shawn Michaels was "coked" up in the 90s and ran rough shot over the WWF with the Kliq. Around this time, he was considered by many the best wrestler in the world and could put on bangers with just about everyone but was under the influence of every drug imaginable.
"Who was better: Coke Michaels or Bret the Shit man Hart?"
"Nah man Coke Michaels clears Perc Angle."
"Nah man Coke Michaels clears Perc Angle."
by Average Wrestling Fan February 23, 2024
