Law of worthless teachers

the more you fit this category below the more useless the teacher/professor is to society.
1. number of kids about to fall asleep
2.number of kids absent
3. number of kids who goes to the restroom
4. number of kids who fail your class
5. number of kids who hates you <BIG ONE>
6. number of kids who drops out the first week of class

ex. JOHNNY was sleeping in class with 5 of his buddies. the teacher did nothing. He was so tired of teaching that he walked out to take a ciggy in the bathroom. half the class ditched the teacher to by KFC and watermelon on the side of the street just outside the school.

TEACH fits the Law of worthless teachers

by KFCmanagerLilice June 8, 2019

Teacher

A teacher is a pain in the ass that never goes away unlike your man…and that’s it.

My teacher caused me to have heart attack

by anonymous November 20, 2023

Math Teacher

A person who hates children/teenagers but for some reason works with them

"Who's yelling like that?"
"It's the math teacher."

by MVT, the greek spoondog... September 15, 2025

Teachers

People who were unpopular and lonely in high school who want a second chance at being the cool person

Teachers

by HolyPreacherowo November 16, 2020

teacher

people how can be a bitch who you want to kill orr ur favorate person in the world

Matt: where is the teacher
Jake: I dunno simp

by fuck this shit29 May 30, 2023

Home Ec teachers

This means an ugly, dried up , minging , fat and disgusting little bitch.

Also known as a land whale, pile of shit and a pedo.
They’re commonly known for getting girls to strip during class(and screaming when they don’t), yelling at you for another students mistake and for crying if another teacher gets involved.

“Ew what’s that nasty smell”
“oh that’s just the Home Ec Teacher”

“What’s that pile of shit doing in the corner”

“That’s actually just the Home Ec teacher”

“Who do we feel bad for? The Home Ec teachers son.”

by emo_scientist November 8, 2022

Teacher

A person who makes you solve problems that you wouldn't have without him.

Hello teacher who has no name!

by FN0844 May 22, 2022