Texas Dust

The remains of semen from an elder Texas gentleman.
"Hey Rou, where were you Tuesday last week?" "Oh, I was enjoying the company of that nice cowboy, but now I can't get this Texas Dust out of my crevice!"
by whhhaaattthhheeeffuuucccckkk August 24, 2011
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texas brownie

The residual coffee from a coffe enema poured into a mug, warmed up with cream and sugar. Served with a sweetened chocolate square.
Kicked my Sunday off with an ol' Texas brownie.
by Runkmadunk March 21, 2017
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Texas is back

Something gay little Austin frat boys say Everytime they finally win a game.
Bro 1: Hey bro, we beat Texas State!
Bro 2: Nice, Texas is back!
by JacobSwoon September 08, 2019
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Texas-batman'ing

(verb) |teksəsˈbatmən'i ng| Being a black, homosexual male from the southern US, while wearing pink shirts draped over just ONE shoulder and having a pierced nose, meticulously bleached denim jeans, while simultaneously grooming your hair with your effortlessly loose wrist and pounding another homo thug from behind.
"Oh you got the HIV. Damn, you shouldn't have been Texas-batman'ing that one time, dude."
by The Texan Editor TX February 19, 2009
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Texas Draw

It has it's roots in the cowboy scene.
It is similar to the word, quick draw, but with a Texas grandiose twist. The word signifies having and or being the man with the fastest gun draw around.
Tim: "How did Joe "Flash" Pickman do that?"
Fred: "Tim, don't you know he has that Texas Draw."
by HAHAMathis February 02, 2021
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Texas slam

(V): Texas slam is when a guy has a strap on his lower back with one girl bent over in front of him and the other bent over behind him. So when he actually ducks one girl it's like he's fucking two.
Matt: " yo mike I heard you had a threesome last night"
Mike: " no I did a Texas slam you dweeb ass"
Matt: " that's respect"
Mike: "rt"
by Dweeb ass69 May 13, 2014
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Texas Popsicle

The act of shoving a metal tube into the anus of your enemy, pouring ghost pepper chilli into the tube and then round house kicking the rest of the tube into your enemy's anus
After he tried stealing from my friend and I, my friend held him down while I performed the Texas Popsicle
by The G.O.A.T. July 08, 2015
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