Goat Taco

A delicious goat taco, or Birria taco

John - "Paul you want to go to Chicago for Goat Tacos?"
Michelle - "Goat taco, is that on Urban Dictionary?"
John - "No, I'm serious, this place has really good goat tacos, I wasn't being dirty."

by Jalapeno Adventure January 22, 2015

Taco Orgy

Avocado, Tomato, and Jalepeño having sexual intercourse with Ghost Pepper.

"Oh my god it's a Taco Orgy!" ~ Kayla
"I wish I was a part of that" ~Anonymous

by Ghost Pepper November 17, 2016

glossy taco

Christine the holosexual's name for a glossy top coat used when referring to painting your nails

Dude, check out this new glossy taco I got at Sally's, it doesn't chip at all!

by coffee___addict April 18, 2018

taco anxiety

Similar to sausage fears, taco anxiety is a visible uneasiness some men show about physical contact with platonic female friends.

"Oh, he has major taco anxiety. I told him to put his arm around me as we walked, but he looked uncomfortable and didn't know where to put his hand."

by Deome July 16, 2015

Taco Seasoning

Some weird thing the United States invented to season the meat they put in their wannabe tacos which in no way resemble real tacos in appearance or flavor.

Weird taco tasting powder

US: *uses taco seasoning

Mexico: WTF is this shit?!

by megan3.0 October 13, 2016

Taco Carnival

A description of a party, bar, dance floor etc which is overly populated by women.

The opposite of a Sausage Fest.

Dude 1: "Man, there are a lot of chicks here tonight!"
Dude 2: "Yep, its a real taco carnival"

by Baris-tah November 16, 2011

couch taco

À pussy, vagina, or small cavern

I was knee deep in that couch taco

by burritoslocos April 22, 2015