by Freindlysycophant November 30, 2017
Get the shanghai wifemug. A beautiful girl with an amazing smile, the nicest hair you've ever seen (her 2nd best feature). Its a shame you can't have her, she belongs to Zayn. The colours in her eyes will give you warm chills, you're just mesmerised. When you're with her you want it to last forever. You know you'd do anything for this girl and its dangerous. Once you fall in love with zayns wife there's no escaping her. She'll be all you ever think about but you aren't complaining because all you can imagine is all the memories you want to make with her. You constantly have this odd drive to be the best you can for her, love her forever and eventually marry her. You frequently tell yourself how much you love her, but you know your words aren't good enough, you want to show her in person, skin to skin. Whether that means laying with her for hours, or kissing her slowly someplace comfortable. You're truly in love with ellie.
Zayns wife is a masterpiece!
by belles husband July 25, 2022
Get the zayns wifemug. by PJ4 March 28, 2021
Get the højbjerg's wifemug. A form of cuckold who lets another man ejaculate into their wife, and than they suck all the cum out of their wife's vagina or asshole.
"God, last night I let a man cum so deep into my wife I had to get a straw to slurp all the jizz out, yum!"
"Man, you're such a wife cleaner."
"Man, you're such a wife cleaner."
by Bens Da da March 14, 2020
Get the Wife cleaner.mug. Noun-a person who depends on his wife 's remittances abroad to support him and his vices, er, hobbies, including but not exclusively, buying used or second-hand built Gunpla and most probably dating ExGFs, if the latter do exist. This person would often flex things he doesn't have, and the things he does have aren't that significant to flex to being with, like a measly Gunpla collection, bidets, toilets and even satellite dishes.
When asked if he can pay for the commission he wants done, he replies with "I'm just waiting for my wife's remittance" then backs out at the last moment, right after the the person who's going to do the commission have bought materials and paint. This person would also do a 180, putting the blame on the builder for bullshit reasons, and even name drops the biggest Gunpla collector, then later on diss that same collector.
This person does not have a <real> job, but deludes himself that he will be able to achieve a huge Gunpla/toy collection with remittances from his wife, aiming to catch up to the Biggest Collector he dissed earlier on.
When asked if he can pay for the commission he wants done, he replies with "I'm just waiting for my wife's remittance" then backs out at the last moment, right after the the person who's going to do the commission have bought materials and paint. This person would also do a 180, putting the blame on the builder for bullshit reasons, and even name drops the biggest Gunpla collector, then later on diss that same collector.
This person does not have a <real> job, but deludes himself that he will be able to achieve a huge Gunpla/toy collection with remittances from his wife, aiming to catch up to the Biggest Collector he dissed earlier on.
"How much for a commission?"
"Are you sure? You might back out like you did the previous guy."
"No I'm sure. How much? I'm just waiting for my wife's remittance."
"Ah, so you're a wife-leecher..."
"Are you sure? You might back out like you did the previous guy."
"No I'm sure. How much? I'm just waiting for my wife's remittance."
"Ah, so you're a wife-leecher..."
by TheLingeringSaint February 4, 2022
Get the Wife-leechermug. Person 1: How's the wife?
Person 2: She took the kids.
Person 1: Good job on getting those little crotch goblins off your back.
Person 2: She took the kids.
Person 1: Good job on getting those little crotch goblins off your back.
by Codladh Beag April 7, 2021
Get the How's the wife?mug. A girl who makes false accusations against a man. Be it him hitting her, him raping her, him sexually assaulting her, or something along the lines of that. Often for a malicious golddigging motive. Usually a big #metoo and #believeallwomen promoter. Potiphar wives are some of the most dangerous women out there due to their ability to manipulate police officers, judges, and ESPECIALLY the media with fake sob stories and no regrets for the men's lives who they screw over.
The term comes from the Bible in Genesis 39 how Potiphar's wife accused Joseph of trying to rape her and as a result, Joseph was thrown into prison. When in reality, she was 100% responsible.
The term comes from the Bible in Genesis 39 how Potiphar's wife accused Joseph of trying to rape her and as a result, Joseph was thrown into prison. When in reality, she was 100% responsible.
by thenextbojizzle March 10, 2025
Get the potiphar wifemug.