scream status

A dick is considered scream status when it looks big enough to make a girl moan pretty loud. 8+ inches.

Brice looks like he's scream status on the dick pic I got last night.

*2 days later*
Brice is scream status. I was moaning the whole time we were together.

by Blah blah 2 July 9, 2017

Unc Status

you’re old asf!!

Charles: My birthday is in a week!

Bartholomew: How old are you turning?

Charles: 21

Bartholomew: Damn, you’re almost unc status!

Charles: I’m still in my early twenties— (we don’t care, you’re still almost at unc status buddy)

by ihavethemostdihcheeseee August 21, 2025

Bum Status

When someone is acting particularly irrational or incompetent at a Certain moment.

Man the fact that he failed that test really put him at bum status.

by Potatoematt December 22, 2022

unc status

To be an OG or Old Head. Unc status is typically corralled with doing actions that an older person would do such as saying”back in my day” or groaning when sitting down. There are other alternative definitions and signs that you have reached unc status but signs can vary from person to person.

Man, you’ve reached unc status.

by Seamos. June 19, 2024

Bobby Status

To be expeled from a group. Officially forbidin. Exile. Banish. Ban; refrain from using. Usually associated with being lazy.

On the last rafting trip, the only thing that Mike helped out with was drinking all our beer! If he keeps it up he's going to be put on Bobby Status.

by DeaTH TaCo August 20, 2010

Lip Status: Packed

A common meme depicting Squidward packing a fat lip of Copenhagen long cut dipping tobacco with the upper text reading "LIP STATUS:" and the lower text reading "PACKED." Squidward is wearing a camouflage hat in the image and there is a translucent confederate flag watermark over the entire meme.

Guy 1 - What's up dude?
Guy 2 - LIP STATUS: PACKED
Guy 2 - Hell yeah brother, if you ain't packin' you slackin'

by Migdal Kadanoff May 8, 2024

sock statue

After using a sock as a jazz rag, proping said sock up, resembling a statue.

Look behind the entertainment center, next to the sock statue.

by Gout Slayer September 18, 2017