country cow

A fine blend of processed cheese

Don’t put that country cow on yer toast

by Marcus wang December 11, 2018

country fucked

when you get fucked by a country boy

"I don't want to be a whore in high school because then I'll get country fucked."

by was.ist.dein.lieblingsfach? March 5, 2024

Country sign

When a man/women "shoots there shot"(asking out) so many times there's no chance in dating them. Just as a sign in the country, it's got tons of holes in it.

"a ol' son, she's a real country sign. You know what I mean"

by CarlHasSmallWeezer July 24, 2020

Starved Rock Country

The name of general marketing strategy geared toward the disassociation of Private Businesses, Public Works, and Local events/areas of some historical importance from the more well known regional title “The Illinois Valley” or “The IV” to its aforementioned name. Stemming from its association in some objective proximity with Starved Rock State Park. Said strategy noted to be very unfavorable with locals, promoted mostly by ineffectual business owners and small town pseudo-celebrities on social media platforms.

“Hey I can’t find Starved Rock Country on map, are you sure that’s what it’s called?”

by Goobergobbler December 9, 2023

Country Blumpkin

Unlike a typical blumpkin that can be performed in a residential toilet or public lavatory a country blumpkin takes place solely in an outhouse.

Generally a sloppier variety of blumpkin, a country blumpkin is a no holds barred experience that often results with an explosive aftermath.
It is not uncommon for the recipient (blumpkine) to experience a gummier blumpkin from a less tooth baring country blumpkiner.

I was out of town last week and you wouldn't believe the Country Blumpkin this farm chick gave me!

by Alfred Paca April 4, 2022

The Country Of Japan Are The Fastest Joke In The World

The Country Of Japan Are The Fastest Joke In The World

The Country Of Japan Are The Fastest Joke In The World

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

Country pearls

Country pearls is what you call that line of dirt that accumulates around your neck when you're filthy. You go for a run and don't shower for three days. You work outside and don't shower often you build a ring of dirt

Look at this guy's country pearls he obviously hasn't showered in a while.

by Nodose November 5, 2023