Rich boy hair

When someone's hair is comically without texture, a guy that uses mathematical concepts and the golden ratio to make his hair attract the least bitches possible, combs his hair and makes it look like plastic, uses gel like it's free and normally does shitty haircuts that make his face even more horrendous than it is, normally happens to white rich boys who think they have the best haircut in a 5 mile radius

"Jack thinks he's rocking his new haircut and style but little does he know it's just rich boy hair"

by Borzoilover February 5, 2024

J. Rich Special

The ol hoopty doopty of squeezing the blood to the tip for a false boner and praying it works for a few minutes before you gotta get another squeeze in

“Hey man, how’d last night go?”

“Damn bro, desperate times. Resorted to the J. Rich Special. Not my best moment!..”

by Jamess December 12, 2018

Riched

When a golden hearted and altruistic action starts an absolute dumpster fire for the person it was intended to help; while the person who initiated the action walks away unscathed.

Man we totally just got riched.
He was trying to help me but I totally got riched and missed my flight.
Rich was trying to help me change my tires but he totally riched me a sheared my lugs.

by USAPT TT February 25, 2022

Eat the rich

1. Political slogan against capitalism
2. Act of consuming wealthy human beings

Eat the rich is Probably something that happened during the Titanic visit on the submarine that got lost

by Dinou265 June 23, 2023

Freezing Asset Rich

Being wealthy enough to have the US government freeze your assets

I don't want to be just rich. I want to be freezing asset rich

by johnself April 28, 2014

matt rich

Always complaining broke but yet always buying things!

Yo that nigga is matt rich!

by lickapuss February 12, 2015

rich off cams

being able to run a successful and profitable photography business while still popping shit in all other aspects of life

(example - corporate money , school, clothes, females)

That camera man fly and he takes good pictures he must be rich off cams.

by HIMIRL May 19, 2024