Obama's last name

One of the world's most unsolved mysteries.

Joe: Hey man, what's Obama's last name again?
Jake: Oh, it's...I dunno, what is it?
Joe: I googled it but it only said Obama and not his last name.
Jake: Shit. How are we gonna find out what Obama's last name is then?
Joe: ...I dunno man, but it's sure gonna be a long journey trying to solve that.

by a guy thing October 13, 2022

Last Minute Mike

When someone with pertinent information withholds that information until the very final second.

We were supposed to be on air 'till 6:30 but Last Minute Mike forgot to tell us we were off at 5:30!

by Ronnie Durbitz January 6, 2022

Last I checked you cant drink ice

When you walk by someone and they only hear the tiniest part of the convo with little to no background info

"Yeah and his water was in the freezer"
"Last I checked you cant drink ice"

by Andje December 7, 2021

The last supper

The sexual act of gaping the submissive partners anal cavity, lubing up your head and quickly slotting it into the asshole. Then, pulling out quickly to make a "PLOP" grabbing bread and wine, then slotting yourself plus the recently aquired bread wine combo and eating/drinking inside the partner. Then, as your partner dies from internal bleeding, sleeping inside the anal cavity as it contracts around your neck and then suffocates you. Hence the name "last supper".

David: Dang bro, did you hear about how Jerome and his wife went out?
Larry: Yeah apparently they did the last supper..
David: Must have been brutal jeez.

by Jesussi December 25, 2021

Rivers (last name)

A lazy video gamer who would rather spend 5 hours a day playing Minecraft then anything else.

"Get up off your ass, son, don't be a Rivers (last name)"

by WeedEatingOranguntang May 24, 2022

The Last Fartbender

Piss... Shit... Puke... Fart. Long ago the 4 nations lived together in harmony until the Puke nation attacked. Only the Avatar the master of all 4 elements (avatar pisses, shits, pukes and farts in the background) can stop them but when the world needed him the most he vanished. 100 years later, me and my brother found a new avatar, a fartbender named Aang. Though his fartbending skills are amazing he needs to learn the other 3 elements but I believe Aang can save the world.

The Last Fartbender is the greatest show on Fletnix.

by Diego_Brando May 27, 2022

The Last Door

a door that caused all these characters to cease from existence

Jason Mendoza, 1989 - 2020
Tahani Al-Jamil, 1991 - 2020
Eleanor Shellstrop, 1982 - 2020
Chidi Anagonye, 1983 - 2020

Eleanor Shellstrop: the time has finally come to enter The Last Door

99 years before

Chidi Anagonye: im gonna miss you Eleanor

99 years before

Jason Mendoza: Farewell. JAGUARS FOREVER

99 years before

Tahani Al-Jamil: Toodles my dear friends. May i never forget you all.

by igotitallHANDLED May 31, 2022