The Golden Pipe

An ABSOLUTELY MAAAAARVELOUS INSTRUMENT of POWER and GENEROSITY! AFFIXED TO THE ONE TRUE LORD OF HORROR LAND!

HEEELLLLLLOOOOOOOO!!! I HAVE COMETH TO DELIVER THE GOLDEN PIPE. THE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLDDDDDDENNNNNNNNNN PIIIIIIIIIIIIIPE!!!! MMMMAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRVVVVVEEELLLLOUS!!!!!

by The Golden Pipe October 1, 2023

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golden anus

the beautiful ass that everybody wants

"damnnnnnn chad, look at that golden anus

by sammyboy147 August 4, 2019

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Used to describe various gas station hot food options which range in color from light brown to true brown. Typically observed in translucent warming boxes, golden food encompasses many edibles which include, but are not limited to: chicken strips, corn dogs, burritos, pizza sticks, onion rings, french fries, crispitos, jojos, jalapeno poppers, taquitos, chicken-on-a-stick, etc. Gas stations of the western United States are renowned for their varied selections due to the limited food options in rural areas; however, golden food can be found in most gas stations in all 50 states.

deep fried corn dogs gas station mini-mart fast food corn dogs are a type of golden food

by Stcherb July 19, 2013

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Golden jibber

Getting masturbated while peeing

She gave him a golden jibber in the bathroom at the bar.

by Wrangler94 August 11, 2014

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Golden Pint

The noble and heroic act of consuming a Pint's worth of spirits in the space of 60 minutes. World-renowned for its role in the completion of operation Dong. The golden pint is known to cause sexual assault when done incorrectly.

"I dont fucking believe this, Ive completed the golden pint"

by Slick operator 123 May 31, 2019

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