Fort-Meade Fever

A generic term for a government-sponsored computer virus designed to surveil, search, seize, corrupt, disrupt, or destroy free speech work product or free speech activities. The term references Fort Meade, the Headquarters of the US National Security Agency (NSA).

Help! I criticized my government's domestic spying program and now my computer has come down with a case of Fort-Meade Fever.

by American_Civil_Rights_Guy_USA January 19, 2013

spring break fever

The feeling of unrest that students get the Friday before a major break.

There was an exam today, but I couldn't focus due to spring break fever.

by ChameleonDragon March 6, 2020

Dim Sum Fever

Dim Sum Fever is when a Caucasian male is attracted to a Chinese or other Asian female, for their high intelligence, tan skin, slanted eyes, tight little derrieres, and legendary math skills.

Guys that never swipe left on an Asian woman definitely got that Dim Sum Fever

by Smedley Rhyse-Frockmorton May 25, 2022

shiny metal fever

Shiny metal fever is the human condition in which we are predisposed to feel the urge to procure the newest, flashiest consumer technology.

I just got the new droid, but the new iphone has slo mo, so i need one of those as well. I got shiny metal fever.

by Curltastrophe April 26, 2014

(Halo) Reach Fever

The disease you tell your friends, co-workers and boss that you have when you stay home from school to play Halo Reach. The person with Halo Reach Fever usually wont include the word "Halo"

Nick: Dude, why weren't you at school today?

Milan: *fake cough* (Halo) Reach Fever, man. That shits pretty intense.

Nick: I heard about that shit. It's pretty deadly.

by Joe Grindle October 15, 2010

5-Gum Fever

When you chew five-gum to stimulate your senses, and your body rejects its strength leading ti a low-grade fever. One may also gets chills or headache. *Do not chew before oral*

Boy 1 - Bro, this gum smacks!!
Boy 2- IDK Bro, this shit is messing me up. I got some chills and maybe a fever.

Boy 1 - Oral?
Boy 2 - Bad Idea, I think I have 5-Gum Fever

by CheezyPreyzels13! March 17, 2021

niece and nephew fever

The desire to have nieces and nephews. Much like baby fever, except you don't wanna deal with everything that comes with being a parent.

Man, I can't stop thinking about taking my future nieces and nephews out for the day and watching them run in a field of flowers whilst some chill music plays and I think back on my life.

Bruh. I think you have niece and nephew fever.

by itspronouncedphagette June 11, 2020