2nd hand/involuntary suicide

A person wants to die but cannot bring them selfs to comet suicide, which leads them wanting some out side force to do it for them

I overheard someone say they want 2nd hand/involuntary suicide

by HYPERKILLER54 July 2, 2021

Post-nut suicide

when the post nut clarity hits one so hard that you either commit, or begin to contemplate suicide out of either shame or guilt.

Police officer 1: what was the motive
Police officer 2: it appears to be another Post-nut suicide, you can still see the tissues on the floor

by regrets2983910 January 4, 2022

Corporate Suicide

The forced surrendering of license to operate a business that requires said license. Since, it is not conducive to profit from such action, this should raise a red flag. There must be underlying and mitigating factors involved. Look for conspiracy. A tip-off that there is sure colluding and government corruption in the mix is when the State Supreme Court send you a letter that states, "Your grievance, even if true would not constitute ethical misconduct or incapacity."

This really puts a kink in an investigation when a person needs the death of the corporation reversed so it can testify.

Corporate Suicide is an invention of Big Brother!

George Orwell was right Enron was a Corporate Suicide, children of the world will suffer!

by gravy111 November 30, 2010

Banana Suicide

A suicide where your friend or acquaintance assists to kill you by destroying your insides, usually through anal, with his enlarged penis or thunder cock. In most cases, the victim becomes dehydrated and fatigued, then dies after he/she passes out.

Did you hear that Max died from a Banana Suicide?
Yeah, sorry to hear.
Banana Suicides are a hard way to go.

by icats rof April 22, 2018

career suicide

intentionally doing a wrong, bad, destructive action with the intent of being fired from your job. your doing something so bad or so aweful that your company will forced to fire you. as some would say "Quiting with unemployment benifits"

What a way for a middle manager to go out, career suicide. it makes you not wanna watch (rolls eyes)

by Theamazinggeek April 20, 2019

indirect suicide

Doing something to yourself that will eventually be a factor in your death.

By smoking, sarah was comitting indirect suicide, because she later died of lung cancer.

After all those years of drinking Ben died of kidney failure, he indirectly comitted suicide.

when told by the doctor that he had cancer, James laughed because he knew all those years of smoking pot was indirect suicide.

by Jaggededgees September 19, 2006

Kylie Suicide

1. I very intelligent girl. She knows where shes going and how to get there.

2. A badass chick covered from head to toe in tattoo's.

3. your best friend, and your worst nightmare.

4. someone who loves her boyfrend very, very much.

5. a person who says what she wants, and you really don't beg to differ because its all true.

That Kylie Suicide girl has got it all.

by that oneeee December 17, 2008