Suck Eyes

The look someone gives you when they want to suck your dick

Yo buddy over there just gave me the suck eyes, he must be gay.

by doubledds420 June 2, 2018

Phil sucks

He just does.
And I mean you.
And you stoll my neck phone thing.
Give back.

Look at that Phil sucks over there, he's the worst

by Hellokittyanonymous October 18, 2019

Creeping Suck

A deadly social disease of unknown origin. Common among politicians who were once considered popular, but have clearly started to rot from the inside.

I used to think my Senator had principles, but he caught the Creeping Suck and now his soul smells of offal and cat piss...

by I am me, who I am November 12, 2022

Speed suck

When a girl gives you a blow job so fast, you cum before getting fully erect

She speed sucked me last night

by Crackycraker June 3, 2021

Sucking Teabags

Sucking Teabags is another way of saying, sucking droopy testicals, although this is common with old men, younger mine can also have droopy testies

Shrek: Can I suck your teabags?
Donkey: Yesss please!!

Sucking Teabags

by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020

Suck hearse

A person who is exceptionally good at performing fellatio.

Doug is a suck hearse.

by Lewrd methane May 20, 2021

Suck a goat

Some people just act and smell like they suck goats. Not to name any names. Sometimes they need to be reminded.

You smell like you suck goats for minimum wage. Go suck a goat.

by drypants August 27, 2022