Step kids

Balls, Often neglected and they are not yours.

During foreplay I can never git my girl to play with the step kids.

by Blockhead2 July 27, 2009

One-Step

a) A Czechoslovakian who, under Hitler's rule, was only One-Step from being considered a Jew. b) a dirty, foul-mouther, greedy, smelly, pedophilic, queer person of Czechoslovakian descent.

I mean, seriously, Kevin ... just shut the hell up. God, man ... you're such a fucking One Step. Your ass is VERY lucky Hitler isn't alive. Boy are you.

by Chuck Alan Poindexter November 20, 2004

Steeple

Verb: To jab someone in the bare anus, or in the anal area with clothes on, a sharp object, which may or may not resemble a church steeple. The two index fingers of each hand placed together may be used as a steeple.

Noun: The object being used to steeple someone, as described in the verb form above.

I'm going to steeple you so bad.

Watch out for the steeple!

This shampoo bottle will make a good steeple.

I'm going to steeple you.

by Dave March 4, 2003

drop step pivot

a manouver used by a drunk male when regected by a female at the bar, he then moves (drop, step, pivots) on to the next female

also called DSP in abbreviated form

"Matt just drop step pivoted from that blonde girl over to the hottie in the skirt!"

"You were hammered last night how many DSPs dis you pull"

by knobert11 March 3, 2009

half step pussy ass nigga

see either ja rule or method gurl

they're both half step pussy ass niggas.

no example this fine day. crumpet.

by Brick Top October 6, 2006

Stepford Wife

Doing a girl who has OCD from behind and positioning her in front of something disorganized, i.e. unfolded laundry, unwashed dishes, unfiled taxes. May take a while...but she just can't stop herself.

A real win-win for a single guy.

"So, she just started organizing your closet while you were inside her?"
"Yep, she's a real Stepford Wife."

by nglshmn1023 May 11, 2012

Strepatitis

A rare but serious form of Strep throat that occurs exclusively in the liver. Transmitted primarily sexually.

If you have been diagnosed with strepatitis, please avoid sexual contact in any and all orifices, and eat chicken noodle soup.

by Phildor the Great December 13, 2007