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Straight Josh

Adjective used to describe the white kid who follows his heart in matters of romance. He dates one lady at a time based on said lady’s qualities of being awesome. Someone who is straight Josh often dates outside his demographic and catches flak for it from his family in the form of, “My son Josh is dating a black girl. She’s so ethnic-looking, and her skin is beautiful!”

Going straight Josh means you have grown up and moved out. As such, you only see your family six hours twice a year: Thanksgiving and Christmas. God pity the Josh who goes rogue kosher.
Hey, man. I heard you went straight Josh. Has your family seen her yet?
by Duckfood May 1, 2019
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Scandinavian Straight

A term used in football which states that the countries Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Iceland and Finland are genetically superior to other races due to the fact that they are taller, more athletic and better on-field leaders. This can also describe footballers which possess a giant throw-in and a good climb.
Carlos: Look how much smaller the Spanish are compared to the Danish players!
Gunnar: Ikr, Scandinavian Straight!
by tonypulis08 June 16, 2018
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Straight Marcus

When Marcus defies the laws of physics and stops being gay
Person: have you heard the story about the straight Marcus
Person2: u are mad there is no sush thing as a straight Marcus
by Ultimate dragon slayer of gay September 4, 2018
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Straight Piped

To fuck a girl in the ass so hard that she uncontrollably mubble like a 440 motor.
Man last night I heard Haylee was Straight Piped by Conner it was crazy.
by Kren Markland July 18, 2021
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straight makeup

MAKEUP DONE COMPLETELY FLAWLESS AND IF YOU MAKE A MISTAKE YOU FIX IT INSTANTLY
WHY DO YOU TAKE SO LONG WHEN DOING YOUR MAKEUP??
BECUASE I LIKE TO DO STRAIGHT MAKEUP
by ROCK N ROLL WITH ZIGGY February 27, 2022
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Straight Zoo

A generic VrChat world were you watch the E-boys and E-Girls interact with each other.
Sorry joined my friend who was in a Straight Zoo, had to get out of there was falling asleep.
by Blazingskullking December 3, 2022
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straight stylin

To be on point, on fleek.

have mint style
by straight stylin June 24, 2015
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