by Prediter129 February 3, 2018

Term created by rapper Status Boy Shawn.
A Status girl is a beautiful independent woman that has your back through anything and will always be honest with you.
They are very rare and very hard to find but if you do find one keep her because their the realest females you’ll ever meet in your life.
A Status girl is a beautiful independent woman that has your back through anything and will always be honest with you.
They are very rare and very hard to find but if you do find one keep her because their the realest females you’ll ever meet in your life.
by -anonymous 23 September 3, 2019

<.7.9.7.6.>Why The Fuck Are All Of You Always In My Asshol, I Am Not GIving YOu ANy COnfidence In Any Status<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Why The Fuck Are All Of You Always In My Asshol, I Am Not GIving YOu ANy COnfidence In Any Status<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 4, 2025

When a person displays their status on Facebook, yet no one comments or likes it. Hence, "stationary".
by petepete518 August 6, 2011

A person who whenever something happens during the Super Bowl they create a status about it.
Usually pertaining to the Half-time show or Good play concerning their team of choice.
Usually pertaining to the Half-time show or Good play concerning their team of choice.
by Uh Noni Mouse February 24, 2011

1. status posting on your social network of choice, which is ambushed by one or more comments which result in content that is completely different from what you initially intended
Original status message: "Men, there is a fine line between fitted, and extra smedium."
Response from "Friend A": Tight like a sausage casing. ewwwww!
Response from "Friend B": it depends on how big the sausage is. :D
Response from Original Author: SMH NO!!! I was just talking about sweaters and blazers!! *sigh* you just hijacked my status
Response from "Friend A": Tight like a sausage casing. ewwwww!
Response from "Friend B": it depends on how big the sausage is. :D
Response from Original Author: SMH NO!!! I was just talking about sweaters and blazers!! *sigh* you just hijacked my status
by Blessd1 April 6, 2011

Charles: My birthday is in a week!
Bartholomew: How old are you turning?
Charles: 21
Bartholomew: Damn, you’re almost unc status!
Charles: I’m still in my early twenties— (we don’t care, you’re still almost at unc status buddy)
Bartholomew: How old are you turning?
Charles: 21
Bartholomew: Damn, you’re almost unc status!
Charles: I’m still in my early twenties— (we don’t care, you’re still almost at unc status buddy)
by ihavethemostdihcheeseee August 21, 2025
