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Fucknut's Stalker

A slithering, slimy, liberal piece of crap without a life who if he had the means to get a life or get get laid might mellow out. He jocks Fucknuts and sends him E mail asking him if he can perform oral sex on him. Everyone on the Asheville, NC wishes Fucknuts would just blow a load in his mouth so he would quit being so annoying but Fucknuts thinks more of his semen to just discard it on the tongue of such a loser.
Look there's fucknut's stalker making an ass of himself yet again.

President Obama just introduced legislation officially discarding The Constitution and instituting Soviet Communism. Fucknut's stalker is going door to door in support of it.
by Fucknuts Sr. January 1, 2011
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spacker

A forum/blog member who is a compleat, fucking retard...

...ME!!!!...... acording to my fellow forumers.....:(
I do find myself agreeing with the spacker
by pete430 December 26, 2007
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stalker

by you know me but i don't know y December 16, 2011
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Poke Stalker

Creepy people on Facebook that are not your friend, but continue to poke you, and even after you remove it, they keep on going....Then, after at least two weeks of creepy poking, they finally send you a friend request.
*sighs* I have another poke stalker, I wish I could poke him in the face, freak.
by P@ bwahahahhaa! August 4, 2011
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D-Howes Chicken Snacker

When your lover takes a chicken snacker from KFC and dips it in ranch dressing, then proceeds to stick it up your ass in a fashion most unnatural. I've heard rumours that people will go as far as to remove the snacker after sticking it in the anus and eating it...there are many different ways of acting out this sex move that includes goats, cherries, pawakeets, chamums, and burgers from fat burger. I couldn't figure out where the word D-howes originates from but I believe it's a street in Kelowna, BC where the word originated from. Of course the idea of sticking a food item in your ass-hole is highly impossible, but I tried it and although it's sloppy it is most lovely. My girlfriends ass tasted most delicious after doing it. We know d-howes chicken snack twice a week.
Yesterday, I gave my wife a D-Howes Chicken Snacker, and we had to shower afterwards as it was a huge mess.
by The Ownenator January 2, 2010
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Kufi Smackers

Losers who think they are cool and post at horrorcore.com
Look at all the kufi smackers on this website!
by RuckaIsPhatSon July 9, 2009
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StAlKeR

A girl who lost their best guy friend to another girl and now constantly calls and asks her "past best guy friend" questions all of the time about the other girl and him because she is so obsessive and has been replaced.
Now that SHE has been replaced by ME she is calling him all of the time and asking him if we have spooned and then doesn't even believe him, and comes and asks me....who does that?!?!
by SeXtRiSt November 30, 2003
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