soft dick

When the dick is only smol. If a guy asks if you want to see it say no. im still traumatized.

Y/n: hey

Guy: Hey, wanna see my soft dick
Y/n:Nah

by Aztylux March 26, 2021

Soft Tap

To strike a man in his testicular region with very little force, but just enough for him to experience a delayed reaction and then spend the next minute or so in unrelenting agony.

Oh shit! My phone fell out of my hand and gave me a soft tap. I need a minute.

by Gavelpounder October 22, 2020

soft horror

A horror game, movie or any kind of medium that doesn't use jumpscares to scare the player/watcher, but rather explores various techniques to create a feeling of terror without inducing a (metaphorical) heart attack.

A: Dude, I played September 1999. Check it out!
B: Dunno man, I don't like it...
A: Chill out, it's soft horror.

by MellyShelly January 14, 2019

Soft Tooth

A person with teeth made out of mini marshmallows

This man can not drink hot chocolate lest he loose all his teeth. He is a Soft Tooth

by Steven Humphries-Lockport January 17, 2024

SofT Era

Extreme flopping, top players joining up together, Not playing a full season cause of load management

Todays players in the sofT era look like a bunch of gamers and electricians

by 1990sicc April 12, 2021

Soft cunt

someone who is useless when it comes to handling themselves

Stop being a soft cunt DB

by Biglad92 October 2, 2021

Chicago Soft Serve

When you disguise shit as chocolate soft serve

I pranked Sam so hard when I gave him my Chicago Soft Serve

by JustLib July 17, 2022