Socially Vegetarian

To be socially vegetarian is when you follow a predominantly vegan diet, but are prepared to eat some egg and/or dairy when dining out with friends to not make things difficult with regards to restaurant selection, etc.

Joe: Guys, let's go eat at the steakhouse.
Dave: Fuck, we can't though. Jimmy's a vegan.
Steve: They do a mac n' cheese. That's vegan, right?
Jimmy: It's not, but it's fine. I'm socially vegetarian. We can eat there.

...everyone's happy!

by Tarrrzan June 6, 2018

social honeypot

A tweet where you can safely block or mute 99% of the authors in the replies.

Have you seen this tweet by this journalist about the vaccines, it's a true social honeypot.

by duivvv May 10, 2021

Socially unacceptable

Something that is looked down upon by the older generations, ridiculous walls which our generation will break down.

Example of what are socially unacceptable include, tattoos, multiple piercings, homosexuality, non-strict religions.

by a new kind of rebel December 18, 2011

social worker

An unemployable, ineffectual, mentally ill liberal hired by the government for no particular reason.

" Before she was institutionalized, Sally was a Social Worker."

by John E. Walker April 25, 2003

anti-social

An anti-social person is literally "against society". The are violent, lying, and often think of people as victims and objects to reach a goal.
Contrary to popular belief, shy/introverted people are not anti-social.

Correct use:
Sarah: God, I hate Ellie, she's so anti-social. She tore my living room up at the party.
Janet: I know, I hate that crazy bitch.

Incorrect use:
Sarah: God, I hate Ellie, she's so anti-social. She wouldn't even come to my party.
Janet: What are you talking about? She's just shy, idiot.

by Nimminy August 2, 2009

social noise

the general background noise found at concerts, nightclubs, restaurants and other events where groups of people gather.

The Cooker: "I saw you jacking for beats last night, you get any?"
Pete Dick: "No, I couldn't work my magic because the girl couldn't hear me over the social noise."
The Cooker: "damn, that sucks"
Pete Dick: "shut up and Irish yourself"

by Pete Dick March 28, 2008

Social distancing

Social distancing is when you have to jerk off on your own cell phone while face-timing with your chick because this beer virus is keeping everyone on house arrest.

I was on facebook live last night with my boyfriend when all of a sudden his screen turned all white because he told me he had to do some social distancing with me.

by Bendela Effect March 20, 2020