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social dister

Someone who practices social distancing. This can be seen during the coronavirus pandemic when individuals conscientiously distance themselves from others for the sake of personal mental and physical health or for the sake of society.
It takes a lot of sacrifice to leave work and be a social dister.
social dister by drkbi March 13, 2020

Social Distance Masturbation 

Masturbating with one or more guys with at least a 6 feet distance separation. It also includes Skype and Zoom and any cam sites.
Since the coronavirus outbreak--no more circle jerks--its only social distance masturbation for me.
With Social Distance masturbation the only chance of spreading disease is if a guy shoots more than 6 feet and hits you!

social nutting 

Mutahar said it in his YouTube Shouldn't Defend Suzy Lu's Censorship... video
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You're supposed to be Social Distancing, not Social Nutting
social nutting by Beter47 April 13, 2020

Social Claustrophobia 

The UK is tryna be like the USA but we forget we’re too small, we suffer from Social Claustrophobia

Social Jizzdancing 

Like a circle jerk, except you stand 6 ft away from each other and the person who jizzes on someone else first wins.
I walked in the basement and saw them all social jizzdancing... Brian lost..

social media bitch

A girl that’s too interested in getting likes and maintaining a personal image rather than focusing on a career and the more important things in life.
Jackie is such a social media bitch she rather post pictures of her in a bikini then her getting a check.