Somebody shoot me in the ass

Slang that it used when somebody is talking nonsense or when somebody is starting to getting you angry for what he/she saying.

Mary: how can you say this dress is blue. It’s white not blue.

Heather: it is blue, I don’t know where you see white.

Mary: it’s white.

Either: somebody shoot me in the ass.

by Hypie November 22, 2021

Shoot Yo Shot Day

Shoot yo shot day is a day to shoot your shot with your crush/someone you like (tell them you like them).

Friend #1: "dude ashley! today's Shoot Yo Shot Day! are you gonna tell justin you like him?"
ashley: "no way dude he likes someone else..."

by cherryboompop May 28, 2018

shooting down an empty hallway

fucking a girl thats loose as shit

"dude it was was horrible, i had better sex with my hand, it was like shooting down an empty hallway."

by wtf9891 January 26, 2010

shooting up a nursing home

idiom to describe a pointless task; everyone in the nursing home gonna die in like 2 months anyway lmao

Karen wanted to give Dad a magazine subscription for his birthday, but I said that would be like shooting up a nursing home, since he already has fifteen or twenty subscriptions.

by NotASchoolShooter September 27, 2021

straight shooting son of a gun

Someone who tells you things in a straight fashion or in an honest way. they don't lie about that situation

person 1: that shirt is very ugly on that person
person 2: use the straight shooting son of a gun method on him so he understands

person 1: yeah i gotta do that

person 2: that would be the best thing to do

by south side creepers December 4, 2017

cold shooting some hoop

playing basketball

We were just cold shooting some hoop when that nigga flipped out over a foul or some shit. So we shot him.

by Nick D February 25, 2003

shooters gonna shoot

when you jerk off a guy you know is quick to cum and he cums quick

Janet: "Shooters gonna shoot"
Him: *nuts*

by shizz123 April 2, 2017