Like a figure of speech but used improperly or just wrong. Based on "Saved by the Bell" character, Samuel 'Screech' Powers, portrayed by actor Dustin Diamond. Sayings created by the spaz of the group that are so bad they are memorable and become common phrases.
figure of Screech: Jessie: How can we without hurting his feelings?
Screech: Why don't we just wave a skunk in front of him?
Screech: You know, Screech, for once you have a good idea?
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Screech: Oh, a bully dumped me down the garbage chute. Someday I'm gonna get even with that girl.
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Screech: If you want beautiful scenery, baby, wait 'til you see me in a wet T-shirt.
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Screech: Who're you calling a cantaloupe, you melon head?
Screech: Why don't we just wave a skunk in front of him?
Screech: You know, Screech, for once you have a good idea?
and
Screech: Oh, a bully dumped me down the garbage chute. Someday I'm gonna get even with that girl.
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Screech: If you want beautiful scenery, baby, wait 'til you see me in a wet T-shirt.
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Screech: Who're you calling a cantaloupe, you melon head?
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Feel free to screenshit; A sentence that is used to describe how an image goes hard, and anyone who views it is more than welcome to screenshit.
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This saying was conceived by Bob and his buddy Mel while on a cycle ride to Portsmouth Dock Yard via Gosport in the Summer of 1963. They passed by a naval shipyard and noticed a beached and apparently discarded mini (aka: one-person) submarine in the assembly yard. The yard gate was open, so the guys checked out the sub and noticed that it had an open hatch upon which had been placed a fly screen (of the household variety), beggaring the question: "what is as useful as a fly screen on a submarine"??? Ironically, someone had punched a hole through the screen through which a horde of wasps had flown in through the hatch and nested. The thought came to mind of how annoying it would be - after closing up the submarine - to have the wasps buzzing around inside the sub...
Following immigration to Canada in 1975, one of the guys adjusted the saying to: "as useful as a screen door on a submarine" to accommodate Vancouver Island / BC / Canada / North America vernacular (which didn't recognize the term "fly screen").
Following immigration to Canada in 1975, one of the guys adjusted the saying to: "as useful as a screen door on a submarine" to accommodate Vancouver Island / BC / Canada / North America vernacular (which didn't recognize the term "fly screen").
the act of a Central Bank 'printing' fiat money, ie: quantitative easing, in an attempt to curb inflation is "as useful as a fly screen on a submarine"
by Myrddin Wyllt October 26, 2022
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