Sausage squirt

The quantum physics of a male private part reaching full orgasmic sensation , while producing a mass load.

Wow Lanny awesome sausage squirt!

Jake impressive sausage squirt!

Cindy stays complaining about how salty the ocean was on our vacation ,but she chugs Sausage Squirt every night.

by Rock Kicker March 17, 2021

Sausage Squatter

A Sauage squatter : A male who enjoys being on top during sex

: A gay male who enjoys stitting his lovers lap usually while nude.

Male 1: So what is Dave's type
Male 2: Oh Dave is a big Sausage squatter.

by Turtle Party January 03, 2022

Flimsy sausage

Some frail fat cunt with a soft chode

My mate Logan is a flimsy sausage.

by _xParadoxical1 March 18, 2019

sausage dildo

The end result of defecating into a condom, tying it off and using the condom with the shit inside as a sexual toy that gives pleasure.

Look at him, he loves using that sausage dildo.

by Burning Wolf March 28, 2016

Sausage burn

That lip herp

“What’s that thing on your lip bro?”
“It’s a sausage burn from suckin that dudes dic”

by Jamesjamesonjames69 May 05, 2018

Soggy Sausage

A very limp and flaccid dick. Usually longer than an average penis.

Jimmy: So how was sex with Austin last night?
Maddison: It was pretty good, he had a Soggy Sausage at first, but he got it up.

by TheCalico December 03, 2014

Sausage-Flipper

1. An innuendo pertaining to spatula fetish. Usually has to do with breakfast-like sex.
2. A very derogatory and offensive term for homosexual males, or woman nymphomaniacs. But no one cares about that facet of the definition.

1a: I totally flipped his sausage yesterday, we scrambled eggs, fried bacon, and fluffed eachother's pancakes. It was beautiful.
1b: His egg whites poured all over my face me as I flipped the sausage, I moaned, 'MoOORE CHOLESTEROLLL'
1c: How would you like your sausage? Flipped, or brown?

2: Goddamn sausage-flipper!

by The Cat's Leotards May 25, 2005