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This is why you get such shitty presents.
He unfortunately doesn't stalk you every night but your parents do, And it's not because they want to give you the right present.
This is why you get such shitty presents.
He unfortunately doesn't stalk you every night but your parents do, And it's not because they want to give you the right present.
Friend: Santa isn't real
Me: yes he is
Friend: were is your proof
Me: last time I checked he was in my mums purse
Me: yes he is
Friend: were is your proof
Me: last time I checked he was in my mums purse
by Some sadist November 30, 2019
Get the Santamug. 
An obese old man who breaks into you’re home in the middle of the night and kisses you’re wife. And is generally know as a stalker.
by Toasterbath1257 December 10, 2020
Get the Santamug. The man that slid down your CHIMNEY to break in that one Christmas Eve and ate all your FUCKING COOKIES. He wears red and white. Uses reindeer as slaves, and asks little kids to sit on his lap. Don’t sit on his lap.
by CallaDutyBoi420 October 10, 2018
Get the Santamug. This fatass pedophile who has been looking at all ya life even when u is naked and in the shower 'don't be naughty' what does he mean hmmm? Ho ho ho
by Thiccerthanasniccer November 17, 2018
Get the Santamug. Santa is a fat bastard that doesn't exist. He used to be called St. Nicolas and travels round the world delivering presents on Christmas Eve.
by Tjasus December 29, 2018
Get the Santamug. Stanta is when an old man breaks into a house in all red, drinks all the milk and eats the cookie. And leaves a gift in wrapper.
Common in Florida
Common in Florida
by Doctor mc doctor. December 18, 2021
Get the Santamug.