HOLY SALT

A response to the amount of saltiness spewed by toxic opponents. Can make a nice engraving on a salt shaker.

Opponent: What a Save! What a Save! You're trash! Your mom's a hoe!
An Intellectual: HOLY SALT

by Wiggachu July 19, 2018

raw salt

When someone expresses an opinion or point of view that is saltier than salt.

Person A: Did you hear what Person C said?
Person B: What did he say?
Person A: He talked about how Person D's song is somehow good.
Person B: That is a case of raw salt.

by ChameleonDragon February 08, 2018

Salt Facts

When someone states facts that turn out to be horseshit when looked up

Gopi gazed on the iodized salt in my house and stated with conviction that the iodized salt makes you dumber which turned out to be absolute horseshit when looked up, hence the origin of salt Facts.

by May 22, 2023

to salt both sides of the pretzel

To be slow, dull-witted, dimwitted, soft in the head, dumb. To be "not all there."

John is a very bright person!

You think so? To me, he seems to salt both sides of the pretzel.

by uhqfuhasdasdfh February 08, 2010

Salt Party

A social event in which every person covers themselves in an inch of table salt and licks it off each other in a penis-alada fashion.

E.g. When Grant has a salt party and covers his ham in seasoning

by Little woody December 13, 2013

Salt slider

When your doing tequila shots and once you've licked your hand and applied the salt. And just about to take the shot someone swoops in and steals the salt right off you hand

When we were out last night I got Leah with the salt slider again. Stole the salt right off her hand

by Groundhogg June 11, 2017

Salt-N-Pepa Chinchilla

When an ugly looking black female is covered by semen from multiple men.

“This one chick named Gayonna was the recipient of a Salt-N-Pepa Chinchilla”

by bham69420 January 05, 2023