The act of tricking innocent homeless men into ejaculating various bodily fluids into a fake beard worn by the assailants.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.
Did you taste Connor’s goulash last Friday night?? Tasted like he’s been salted his beard again. Anyways. My doctor says this gonorrhea around my mouth should clear up if I keep taking these antibiotics. But these genital warts are here to stay.
by JesusBummedTrump August 8, 2023
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Why did you type this? Why did I define it? Why are any of us doing anything? "Life is a marathon, not a sprint" see you on the other side
by GelatinSkeleton September 22, 2023
Get the venti salted caramel mocha latte half sweet mug.Many think this simply means "a lover of the beach". But it also has a police/military slang definition:
When you see a Salt Life or Pirate Flag with a skull and swords, don't assume they are Jimmy Buffett fans. They are secret symbols for law enforcement or military personnel.
The word Salt is a play on the word Assault as in assault teams and the pirate flag was worn by some Navy Seals in Africa.
Regardless, LEOs and Military members have adopted them both as a way to publicly say who they are to others in the know but without the general public noticing. Many times undercover cars will have either of these stickers on them.
When you see a Salt Life or Pirate Flag with a skull and swords, don't assume they are Jimmy Buffett fans. They are secret symbols for law enforcement or military personnel.
The word Salt is a play on the word Assault as in assault teams and the pirate flag was worn by some Navy Seals in Africa.
Regardless, LEOs and Military members have adopted them both as a way to publicly say who they are to others in the know but without the general public noticing. Many times undercover cars will have either of these stickers on them.
"License and registration, sir?...Oh you're a brother? I didn't see your Salt Life tag at first. Sorry, have a great day."
by De-Ctypto September 23, 2023
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Get the salt mug.The fetish in which you ejaculate on a snail, watching it shrivel up from the salty load before serving it to friends and family. The offender finds sadistic pleasure in knowing a million little soldiers just beat a snail into a salty paste
Hey mom, are you planning on bringing dad's salted snails to the family function this weekend!? They sure are delectable.
by Darksquid August 8, 2022
Get the Salted snail mug.Whenever coitus is performed at the beach in the breakers, and the balls are slapping off of the receivers ass cheeks while simultaneously waves crash and break hitting the receiver’s face filling their mouth with salt water. At the end, the receiver must keep their mouth closed and the salty load of cum is masked by the relentless salt water slapping.
Mike: Hey Trav - did you take a walk on the beach last night with your girlfriend and propose to her?
Travis (Travvy): No, I didn’t propose. But I whispered sweet nothings in her ear and things got hot and heavy. I bent her over in the sand where the waves were breaking and gave her the ole ‘in and outtie’
Mike: no, my friend - you gave her the ‘Salt Water Travvy’
Travis (Travvy): No, I didn’t propose. But I whispered sweet nothings in her ear and things got hot and heavy. I bent her over in the sand where the waves were breaking and gave her the ole ‘in and outtie’
Mike: no, my friend - you gave her the ‘Salt Water Travvy’
by Chahlee May 10, 2022
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