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Speed baser

Someone who has a "drug problem" who tends to speed down the street , going either forwards or backwards to make it to there most prized palace (the dealers house) , in order to get there drugs.
Speed basers tend to hit anything and everything in there path, including nearby mailboxes, children and even fellow speed based cars.
Teresa:Hey man im about a mile away , which means ill be there in 4 seconds flat
Dboy:say what!? that means your being a speed baser, chill the fuck out!
by FUCKKKKKKKKK November 13, 2009
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i show speed

Guy 1: have you watched I show speed?

Guy: 2 shake that ass
by 👀ඞ January 26, 2022
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Reticle closing speed test

In a bit, I need to finish a reticle closing speed test cause I am gay.
by Madcircle70 November 21, 2023
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Speed

AL
"I'm so speedy. I'm the definition of speed." - AL
by mhandlebar September 2, 2022
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niki speed

SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED niki speed
by GREATKINGSPEED March 11, 2022
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Speed Racer Yard Sale

When your wife is shitfaced and you want some trim, so as soon as you get in the house you race upstairs in order to get some before she passes out. With boots, jeans and undies flying all over you lay into it before she goes catatonic.
Trudie and I were out drinking last night and she got so shitfaced I had to pull the Speed Racer Yard Sale before she passed out. She didn't remember it the next morning and wondered why our room looked like a skiing accident.
by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019
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Speed

Woah ALISON IS SPEED
by Brehd June 22, 2020
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