Soft math

Math that's easy to do in your head

The doctor asked me how many drinks i have in a week. Had to do some soft math to give him an answer that didn't make me sound like an alcoholic.

by Candy_Ass_Ho January 15, 2019

Subway "Soft Drink"

A drink

I am going to get a Subway "Soft Drink"

by chipdabeaver May 15, 2023

Soft shell Frito

Fritos that are dipped in drinks like coke or Dr Pepper for a few minutes before eating

Let me get a soft shell frito

by Soft shell Frito July 22, 2025

Soft in the slippers

Someone who tip-toes around the house. A feminine man, gay man. faggot

That guy is a little funny, I think he’s a bit soft in the slippers.

by Sunshifty August 6, 2022

soft shrock

A soft penis inside of a dry vagina

"He was soft shrock"

by Bestestbitcharound May 31, 2017

soft velvet underground

another way of sayin vagina

dude that was a very soft velvet underground

by ted324 August 14, 2009

Soft on crime

Clearly they need to stop with their soft on crime approach and lock you up immediately. Prison now. Prison forever.

Hym "Yeah, that's what happen when you adopt a soft on crime stance. You got a bunch of right wing religious zealots fomenting civil war... They CLEARLY need to be locked up immediately! And I actually don't have any questions to ask about it so no, yeah. Lock him up. No questions asked."

by Hym Iam January 27, 2024