strawberry sock

When you are having anal sex, you pull your dick out and the girls intestines are wrapped around your dick.

WTF! I just strawberry socked you

by Devin Johnson April 28, 2008

Sleezar Sock

This is what happens when you wear you socks outside or into the garage, thus stepping into puddles and making your socks all wet and scummy. All the grease and dirt from the floor accumulates onto the the sock, thus a sleezar sock.

"Sleez your socks look rank, have you been outside in dem?"
"Yea dats my bad, i guess I created some sleezar socks, huh?"

by Jim Itor October 17, 2008

strasburg sock

when a man can't find a condom on short notice, he takes off one of his dirty sweaty socks and put his johnson in it and goes at it

Not wanting to knock his bitch up again, Cary, in a fit of passion, made due with a strasburg sock.

This skank wanted to do me on the spot, so I had to strasburg sock her.

by libruns February 22, 2010

Pink Sock Puppet

Shoving your arm through someones prolapsed anus and working them like a puppet

I Just preformed the greatest Pink Sock Puppet show on your mom. Your whole family loved it.

by DopeFiendNeedlePoker September 3, 2017

The Gay Sock

The "Gay Sock" is the sock that is always missing on laundry day, usually because it's been thrown behind a dresser or hidden under a mattress after being "Used".

"Guy wants to mess around, take things aint his? slap him with " The Gay Sock".

by theluckiestboyintheworld December 28, 2011

kentucky wet sock

When a man wearing a condom ejaculates inside a women, then flips the condom inside out and goes for round 2.

Guy: I only have one condom, so I hope you don't mind a Kentucky wet sock.

Girl: That's gross! Can I get get pregnant from that?

Guy: There's only one way to find out ;)

by MostDopeMe January 22, 2014

Peyton pink sock

After Superbowl 48, Peyton Maning had received a pink sock, which forms after hard un lubed anal rape when the organs pile out of the bloody asshole, the size of Missouri from the Seattle defense.

Dude, the superbowl is like a 40 point difference, look at that Peyton pink sock !

by hoffmandoe February 3, 2014