To have a girlfriend that refuses to swallow your load, no matter how much Pineapple you eat.
Typically spitting it into their hand, cup or your side of the bed.
Can also be referred to as the Wilson Situation
Typically spitting it into their hand, cup or your side of the bed.
Can also be referred to as the Wilson Situation
Tayler: Ben did your missus swallow last night?
Ben: Nah, spat it onto my pillow.
Tayler: Sounds like your in the Roberts zone..
Ben: Nah, spat it onto my pillow.
Tayler: Sounds like your in the Roberts zone..
by Fuckerxxx July 23, 2019
Get the The Robertsmug. The largest and most profitable clown there is. Has the funkiest, hair-burning, eyebrow-charring, nuclear weapon of breath. Can be found on the grill or at his girlfriend's house. Usually is interested in stallions, periodically abused, but can make you laugh in any situation (even if it's about him). He is an avid gambler and will get money in any shape or form. However, his breath is always in rare form.
Also wears tattered drawers.
Also wears tattered drawers.
Person 1: Aye, is that Robert Ernest Coleman Firing up the grill?
Person 2: Yeah, also heard his girl abused him
Person 1: Yeah, typical Robert Ernest Coleman
Person 2: Yeah, also heard his girl abused him
Person 1: Yeah, typical Robert Ernest Coleman
by NWOMegatron November 23, 2021
Get the Robert Ernest Colemanmug. When you invite a bird back for a naughty face painting session with the lads and she ends up getting a face full of Robbie G Mugabe.
by flakeonly November 19, 2023
Get the Robert Mugabemug. You are a Robert all the time
by Horneyboilala May 17, 2018
Get the robertmug. by Unknown 20.0 September 22, 2022
Get the Scott Robert Timmermanmug. by Ultizz January 20, 2025
Get the Robertedmug. Robert is someone that can be described as a sigma male. They are very cool and have all A’s accept for B+ in biology (very close to an A). His lover is named Aiden
by Sigma Inc. November 21, 2021
Get the Robertmug.