retarted monkey

A person who thinks they are smart, but really just fuck all the rest of us over.

Retarted Monkey: "Hi my name is ****** and I'm smart!"
Everyone Else: "NO YOU'RE NOT!!!!!!"

by SeanPatrick March 28, 2008

rotarded

Something that is rotated an undesirable amount around some axis.

Portmanteau of rotated and retarded.

FFS, this photo is rotarded. Haven't facebook heard of EXIF metadata?

by iddles December 28, 2010

Redtarded

A word which describes a Redheaded woman who has her head up her ass and is always in search of approval from others.

She is so Redtarded and should have more self confidence.

by geneva red February 27, 2011

Retarted

I guy who has a ten inch ding dong and calls himself daddy and tells little kids that his “gf” is pregnant of fornite.

This nigga retarted

by Hoe bicth October 30, 2018

retatded

Definition of a very poopy person lmfao

“Hey Jake.” “What?” “You’re retatded lmaooo.”

by PlushTendo December 31, 2020

Retardedid

1. Term used by individuals that favor the phrase "what's good, son?" meaning slow in thought processes or lacking mental capacity.

IE: "What's good, son? I'm retardedid!"

by WordsmitheryMaster February 5, 2010

Retardedly

An act of being a cunt to someone and thinking they will automatically run back to said person after being dropped

Madison was retardedly being a retard towards her BestFriend

by Johnathonpoopedinmypants May 14, 2019