The Race

An ongoing competition between dating couples, as observed by their friends, to see which couple can gain the most weight since the beginning of their relationship. Usually caused by no longer needing to look attractive for potential dates.

One may often notice, after a couple breaks up, they drop out of The Race and return to slimmer figures.

Friend 1: Did you see how fat Adam and Julie have gotten since they started dating?
Friend 2: Yeah, they've definitely joined The Race. Though Maria and Jack have been making a comeback since swim season ended and the dining hall started serving ice cream again.

by deph77 February 6, 2008

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race fools

To race people who think their car can beat yours but cannot

I just got a new whip, now i like to race fools

by phil, mckracken April 30, 2007

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Boat Race

When your smoking weed and you pass around a J and hold it in and the first one that coughs loses.

"dog wanna do a boat race"
"sure man"

by stone vibe February 19, 2019

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Boxcar Racer

A band that, to those of you who are clueless as to why Mark wasn't included, was formed by Tom Delonge of Blink 182 for the soul purpose to further depress himself of his breakup with his long-term relationship with some girl whilist getting rich.

Person 1: Tom Delonge is fatter than fuck.

by foam December 22, 2004

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