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Bear Race

Two men take viagra and then race to jerk the other off, whoever cums first loses. Winner is declared by better hand job
Tim and Jake had an intense Bear Race, but Jake emerged victorious due to the superior grip of their hands. Jake’s favorite part of the race was witnessing Tim’s finish him off after Tim came, which Jake eagerly anticipated.
by Cumguzzler92648 November 24, 2024
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Race Bingo

The way modern companies make sure to include a member of every race in everything they do.
"Did you see the new skittles ad? It's pretty funny."
"The one with race bingo?"
"Yeah."
by turnip13 November 29, 2022
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Three-yacht race

Colloquial description of a tennis player wins a best-of-five set match with a scoreline of 6-4 6-4 6-4.
In the second round of the Australian Open, Andrey Rublev defeated Chris Eubanks in a three-yacht race.
by TennisNerd64 January 17, 2024
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race liar

An fraud who goes under the guise of blackface to get sympathy of the community they claim to represent, as the one from Spokane, Washington was outed as really being Czech. Her linkedin account was discovered as the wordpress blog "Lying Bastards All Around" addressed what she did. A race liar is another form of a fabulist on a journalistic level as they draw from alternate history to give themselves a biography where they lie about their real ethnicity.
The media hounds were having a field day with Rachel Dolezal as they caught her as a race liar. She can't even find a job working in porn as Wikipedia reported on this -- do a Bing.com search Wordpress: Lying Bastards All Around and one will find the biting investigative blog entry. It's a light grey blog with a red side panel. The commentary before the blog entry starts has a link to a photo on her facebook; trolling ensues.
by illinoishorrorman January 14, 2018
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could outrun flash in a race

could outrun flash is a metaphor meaning super fast.
If something could outrun flash in a race it means that they are super fast.
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race to a ton

Race between guys to see who can bang a ton's worth of girls the fastest. This race encourages hooking up with the not so genetically gifted woman.
Bro, are you competing in the race to a ton? Yeah dude, I've banged 4 chicks and I'm up to 700 lbs.
by frattttttboi September 8, 2016
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indonesian turtle Racing

When two uncircumsized men race to see whos tip breaches the foreskin first
Hey. I heard you had bets on the indonesian turtle Racing lastnight. Who won?
by TrixAre4FatKids July 12, 2025
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