Quarantina

A Baby girl concieved during a quarantine.

They were stuck in doors because of the Coronavirus quarantine, and before you know it, poof, a little baby Quarantina!

by Shanamon April 27, 2020

Quarantainment

Mediocre lowbrow crap that helps you escape boredom and seems more entertaining than it really is because you’re in quarantine due to COVID-19.

Tiger King? Now that’s quality quarantainment!

by RATTnroll May 15, 2020

quarantrim

A desperate attempt to cut one’s hair when social distancing, closed barber shops and hair salons has practically forced you to take the scissors into your own hands...usually with less than ideal results.

“Karen’s uneven bangs are the result of last weeks quarantrim. Poor girl”
“Please! Put the scissors down...no need to resort to a quarantrim just yet!”

by Youknowyadayada May 16, 2020

Quaranfling

A short-term relationship established out of boredom during quarantine. This relationship, similar to a summer fling, has no anticipated future.

“Yo I just matched with this chick, she’s coming over and I’m definitely making her my quaranfling”

by Adueu May 23, 2020

quarter to nine

the time to have a bath

Penguin: What's the time?
Clock: It's quarter to nine, time to have a bath.
Penguin: What do you mean? We're already clean.
Clock: Scrub scrub scrub 'til the water's brown

by Power476 July 29, 2020

toe quarn

When dirt and sweat mix between your toes and forms a crust.

Sweat and dirt has formed a crust between your toes called toe quarn.

by arollins December 24, 2013

franchise quarterback

carson wentz

carson wentz is the best franchise quarterback, dak prescott could never.

by boomroasted July 11, 2019