Pull a Uni

To vehemently maintain that one is awesome at something, despite evidence that the person actually really sucks at it.

The act of not having the sense to admitting one's deficiencies in something right after proving that one is deficient.

-"Dude you just scored an own goal!"
-"No man, I'm awesome. It was just the wind, I'll score the next goal."
-"Dude, don't pull a uni..."

If you act like a player in front of your friends, then freeze up when talking with a chick, then brag to your friends about what a player you are later that night then you just pulled a uni.

by RSwag August 25, 2010

pull out target

a tatoo on the lower back of a woman. it serves as a target for which to aim after pulling out. also known as the P.O.T.

she has a nice P.O.T.

by Kyle March 29, 2004

pull up your diaper

Stop behaving like a baby, be courageous, and get on with what needs to be done.

Pull up your diaper! Whining and cowering and generally behaving like a baby will not solve the problem. You need to do something about it.

by ring-tailed roarer May 22, 2009

Pull one's leg

to lead someone on, to kid someone

Mike: I swear, last weekend I went fishing and caught a 25 pound bass!
James: Are you for real, or are you just pulling my leg?

When you told Harold that he won, you were just pulling his leg, right?

To pull one's leg you have to be clever.

by The Real Skootch November 5, 2005

pull your finger out

get on with it; stop wasting time
shortened form of "pull your finger out of your ass"
(apparently, having your finger up your ass interferes with efficiency)

I need those reports by tomorrow. So, pull your finger out.

by yorrick hunt January 11, 2009

pulling a courtney

getting tricked into believing your having an internet relationship w/ a made up cyber stripper and then trying to meet her at a fictious stripclub

courtney went to longmont with a bag of carls junior from aurora to give to his ficticious cyber girlfriend becky at her made up stripclub.When he did this he essentially invented the "pulling a courtney"

by bill squier August 3, 2007

Pulling a Cosby

To slip a drug into a woman's drink and rape her while she's sleeping

I can't get anywhere with my girlfriend, as a last resort I might have to consider Pulling a Cosby to get her in the sack!

by Ace Corona January 21, 2015