Patrick

a guy who is always reliable and you can count on him, but he cant count

me: omg hi patrick
Patrick: what comes after 2?

by mega_gay_priest June 14, 2021

Patrick Shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing, that you wish you were never born (usually while drunk)

Yo bro, I was so Patrick Shwavy last night I accidentally confused a kid with cerebral palsy with a kid that died in a car accident. I never wanna drunk again

by Oreolas December 16, 2019

Patrick Star With Big Water Jug On Head.

Patrick Star With Big Water Jug On Head, is another way for saying Boosie Fade.

You look exactly like Patrick Star With Big Water Jug On Head... it´s like the Boosie Fade hahah!

by JaxTheUrbanDictonarian. April 27, 2023

Patrick Blanton

Patrick is a little asshole and has even had a micro-Penis when he tries to have sex with girls when he starts showing. his penis run SO FAR AWAY, he even has to use a special condom called Mirco-condoms.

Patrick blanton. Get your micropenis off me and fuck off asshole

by Gayguys_yea December 7, 2021

Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born

Man I got all Patrick Shwavy last night I even kissed a dude

by Wrandb04 December 16, 2019

Conor William James Patrick Patrick

When you have a long ass name and you pointlessly add names to it making it longer but only add names already in the long ass name

George Peter is totally doing a Conor William James Patrick Patrick as he is getting a confirmation name and choosing Peter... what a whalloper!

So his name is now George Peter Peter?

Yeah, what a whalloper!

by Winggger October 31, 2020

jan patrick

The realest of real. Man who defeated saliba in a 1 v 1 in Overwatch.

Jan Patrick is actually too good

by Dxterus November 23, 2021