parking pig

Someone who cuts you off from a parking spot you are waiting for, usually from the opposite direction

Did you see that parking pig just steal the parking spot I was waiting for?

by jonesbabe February 10, 2008

Yo man you see Earl easing in the parking lot

Derived from the Easy-E song 8 Ball, used to describe the ever so fascinating, yet peculiar Earl. Known to frequent some of the darkest dwellings known to man, not even the most valiant knobble savage would dare to perceive.

"Yo man you see Earl easing in the parking lot?"
"Yeah man, He was one a million"
"That kid is crazy"

by Steve-i Rastafari March 14, 2005

pasting

to root someone beyond senseless

"How did Watto go with that chick last night"
"He gave her an absolute pasting"

by Stuart Deane January 1, 2006

Parking Lot Pickle

An event in which friends gather in a parking lot to watch Rick & Morty on a little battery-powered TV. Similar to a pre-game tailgate in that it often features lawn chairs, cocktail weenies, chips n' dip, and beer.

'Hey man, are you RSVP'ing to the Parking Lot Pickle tonight??'
'YOU BET! PICKLE RIIIIIIIICK!'

by Rotetraum February 24, 2023

Scat packing

When performing anal sex on your partner when they have diarrhea.

Last night I was scat packing my girl and we made a mess.

by Los vader November 29, 2022

packing guts

having rough intercourse with a woman or man

I asked Justin's big black boyfriend what they did last night and he said we was packing guts

by cornholio muchacho July 30, 2008

Ball Parkin'

To titty fuck a woman. Think of the breasts as the bun and the penis as the weiner! Also used to describe when a man rubs his penis between the woman's butt cheeks.

"Wanna go ball parkin'?"

by Rubic Conway October 11, 2008