paradidle

Instead of feeding your fish food, you drape you balls into the fish tank so they nibble the hair, benificial to salt water species

man instead of shaving my balls this morning i paradidled them to avoid the 3 day stubble

by count ejackula January 31, 2010

psycho paradox

1. Someone who acts a certain way to hide who they really are

2. A fake person

3. A psychotic person who acts normal

"Anne is a psycho paradox. She wants you to think she's all that, but she's really an insecure bitch."

"Don't get too involved with her. You may think she's sweet, but she's a psycho paradox."

by Heatheranne July 24, 2008

Paradise city

When someone sings the wrong lyric during a song or lipsyncs the song wrong

"take me down to the paradise city, na na na na pretty"

Duude he's doing a paradise city!

by Dr.Baggistein February 17, 2009

White Power Paradox

A white person hating on black music when, in fact, their music came from white people trying to play like black people.

redneck 1: i hate rap it. is done by black people

redneck 2: i know right

near by normal person 1: man did you hear that
near by person 2: yeah man, that was a classic example of a white power paradox for sure.

by foxbowl December 14, 2011

paradox

A catch-22 of sorts. Basically, it means that something counterintuitive to common sense's dictations could be potentially true as well....or in layman's terms, a no-win situation.

You need A for B, but you must have B first to get A.

by Shawn B. June 27, 2003

Millennial Paradox

When you need experience to get the job, but need the job to get the experience.

Sorry, fresh out of college with no working experience, good luck somewhere else. That's the millennial paradox.

by Renegade Fox Fire July 19, 2016

youtube paradox

A YouTube paradox is when a very large number of users' accounts are deleted, causing YouTube to practically reset itself to when it was first on the internet.

person 1: "Why are there so few users on here these days?"
Person 2: "There was a youtube paradox the other day. A lot of fake spamming accounts were removed because there were tons of complaints".

by ................... August 13, 2007