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uncooked pancake 

When a guy is trying his best but the girl is ungrateful
He’s a great guy, but she’s such an uncooked pancake.

Payneville Pancake Platter 

When you have a lady flop her tits (the pancakes) on your knees, suck your dingaling (sausage) until you cum, and then she spits all the cum (syrup (or eggs if you’re trying to watch the calories)) on her tits and your dingaling. Licking the cum is not necessary, but strongly encouraged.
Took that slut to Meade county and served that hoe a Payneville Pancake Platter at Abe’s Country Village

British Pancake

A horrible multi-stage sexual act when a man pisses and poops on a woman's stomach and mixes it together via tongue. The man then French kisses the woman. The man then uses the Piss-Poop concoction as lube for anal sex. They then have anal sex using the piss-poop lubricant. After anal sex, there should be cum mixed into the piss and poop. The man then uses his hand to reach into the anus and scoops out the piss-poop-cum mixture and feeds it to the woman (if the woman feels the need to vomit, it shall be done while French kissing into the mans mouth).
Yo, I just gave my girl a British Pancake last night and now me and Jenna are in the hospital.

Moist pancake

A guy who's back had been splooshed on
This guy here is a moist pancake you can tell by the stain on his shirt
Moist pancake by Woodduck318 January 22, 2026

Hamburg Pancake

A Hamburg Pancake is when a man ejaculates into the hand of their partner. Then the partner, with the semen in hand, slaps them across the face as hard as they can, splatteering the semen across their face, head and all around.
Jimmy and Sally made a Hamburg Pancake in the living room yesterday. I had to throw away the couch, I still have to clean the ceiling and I have no idea where the cat ran off to.
Hamburg Pancake by Vojko February 8, 2026

tossing your own pancake 

A term for female masterbation
Person 1: I've heard you've been tossing your own pancake ;)

Person 2: Haha you know me too well