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The North Pole Shuffle

The sexual act that can only be performed on Christmas night, it involves inserting a minimum of 34 candy canes up ones rectum, whiles masturbating to the grinches bleached nipples, while sitting on top of a dead hooker dressed as Mrs.Claus deep throating the latest edition of the Christmas people’s magazine, then removing the candy canes from your anus, and piercing ones testicles using the sharpened blades of Christmas Joy.

This act should be done while smacking a dead dog to the beat of “we wish you a merry Christmas.”

Santa invented the North Pole shuffle in 1865 after receiving a massive erection from family photos of 12 year olds
by Jajdbfnsh October 29, 2018
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Child Polester

Just slang used to describe when a girl is of legal age or older, and is involved in a sexual relationship with a man that is 16 or 17.
Jenks: yea dude, i have a new name so we stop confusing Danny and Dani, just call Dani tha "child polester"

Gage: k, but what tha hell is a child polester

Jenks: just think about her and blake. It'll make sense then
by codyjenkins211 September 6, 2009
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Pole smoker

fu
by pole smoker March 23, 2003
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Pole

“Man i just poled the hell out of Britt yesterday
“Man that must’ve been majestic as fuck

“It was”
by GingerWithASoul666 February 8, 2018
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polertysafergation

i made it up about 10 years ago while sitting under a apple tree eating a bannana it was kinda of squishy and tasted like ummmm THAI FOOD YEAHHHH PARTY ALL NIGHT IT MEANS BATMAN under garments are on fire
my polertysafergations are on fire
by my name is not brian October 6, 2003
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pole-licker

One who cleans the cylinderical tube that exoctic dances rub all regions of their body on, with ones tounge in an upward movement.
"Ariane is a pole-licker!"
by Sim1 December 10, 2003
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Troll Pole

The penis of a man who sticks it in dirty, nasty, diseased, cavernous, ugly, hairy females.
"Don't come near me with that troll pole, it's been in every dirty wench this side of the Mississippi!"
by LaQueeshah Jackson October 30, 2008
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