As a firefighter you respond to an scene where a Polish man who speaks no English is pointing toward his backside indicating pain. The 14 year old girl next door speaks English and translates for you.
Excuse me, 14 year old girl. Can you tell us what he’s saying? In broken English she responds, “He says he has a pencil stuck up his bum.” Ah, a polish pencil push, never get tired of seeing this.
by Scotty Nice January 15, 2021
by Yoford March 20, 2016
by Philumup November 07, 2017
when a white man and a African women have sexual relations he is bestowed a black {polished hammer }
by legionaire4443 January 29, 2019
Amy found herself in more then she could handle when the polish bagpipes started playing over her head.
by transamguy June 13, 2012
by Jay Benz January 27, 2024
The act of putting on completely mismatching clothes and not caring about it in the least. A typical example would be a pair of really shiny dress shoes, white socks, track pants ( With holes), a blazer and a t shirt (Usually filthy). Usually happens on laundry day, after a night of binge drinking, or becoming homeless after forgetting to do laundry and going binge drinking then your wife kicks you out.
Also happens when guys no longer give a shit about themselves, or have completely went off the deep end.
Also happens when guys no longer give a shit about themselves, or have completely went off the deep end.
Man 1 " Check out Borat's Polish tuxedo!"
Man 2 " Easy deluxe, we have all worn a polish tuxedo after a good night of drinking and losing our clothes."
Man 2 " Easy deluxe, we have all worn a polish tuxedo after a good night of drinking and losing our clothes."
by Professor Tunnycliff July 01, 2014