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cum pocket

dimples - an indention on the face
by Morpheus348 May 21, 2011
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Side Pocket

1. Blackout in a moutherfuckin' bottle. At about $2.50 a 40 oz. with an alcoholic concentration of 10.5 percent , this low-dignity malt beverage is the cheapest, quickest way to exit this dimension next to either butt chugging every Windex bottle in your house or channeling your inner meth head and throwing back some of that blue juice from under the sink.

Tastes like horse pussy and cat shit. Drinking three or more of these in a 12-hour period automatically results in death. Drinking two of these bad boys in that same period results in regretable life decisions that will have your parents questioning why the fuck they had kids ... and why they didn't abort you via coat hanger.

Disclaimer: if you imbibe this beverage, you might as well dress up like a sailor and take a trip down to your nearest harpoon emporium because when you're a couple of side pockets deep you might nab yourself a Moby Dick or two. But hey, fat girls need love as well. Just look at Precious.

As if this couldn't get any worse, a side pocket is also known as a prostitute who will let you fuck their colostomy hole. To be honest, one too many Side Pockets 40s is probably the motive behind many a people becoming such dirty barnyard whores in the first place. Just ask your mom.

2. The official malt beverage of the National Homeless League.
Confucius say don't drink this shit.

Fun fact, Dewey Cox chopped his brother in half in the Great Machete Fight of 1969-69 because he was so shithoused off Side Pocket. DARF!
by CreambayWhackersVs.Titsburg December 6, 2016
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granny pocket

1. Affectionate term for the female genitals

2. Unwashed female genitals
Awwww, what a sweet and well groomed granny pocket!

Damn, stinks like granny pocket in here!
by badgerchap May 11, 2016
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pocket chicken

1. When you wrap fried chicken in napkins and stick it in your pocket to save for later.
2. Another name for a man's penis.

3. The feminine version of "cock."
"Jacob, why aren't you eating your fried chicken?"
"I don't like to eat in public," he says as he proceeds to wrap his meal and stick it in his pocket.

"Dude, pocket chicken!"
by Chesch April 15, 2017
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pocket-email

To unknowingly email someone from your blackberry or email device, while it is is your pocket, purse, or manbag. Similar to pocket-call.
I pocket-emailed my boss while mountain biking after calling in sick. Now he wants to know what "V*qw" means, and why I'm so sunburned.
by Jim O'Sims June 11, 2008
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pocket penis

A pocket penis is when your dick is bigger than an elephants nose and can potentially crawl out of you pants pocket.
Damn i saw Jack walkin around with what looked like a pocket penis!
by jiggernuggen February 5, 2014
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A Pocket Raper

a gold digging female or stingy Merchant, with the only intention to take your last cent...
she only wants me for the money & she knows how to get it, she's a pocket raper!!

or

dam i spent $200 in the swap meet & this dude still aint cut me a effn deal, ole' pocket raping a**
by The Homie G 702 July 1, 2010
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