Pissing in the wind

You are peeing against the wind (peeing on yourself) Not thinking (being unintelligent).

You are going to be disappointed with the results, bound to be disappointed by the end result (setting yourself up for disappointment) raising your expectations to high.

•Not thinking about the results of your actions.
•Expecting more than someone is willing to offer.
•Not thinking about what your saying, before you say it (being “dumb”).
•Making things more complicated than they need to be.

-Other ways it might be said
•Pissing into the wind
•Pissing against the wind
•Pissing towards the wind

•Your pissing in the wind if you think you could beat me in a game of chess.

•If you expect me to show up early for work your pissing in the wind.

•if you think I’m going to get an A+ on my math test you are pissing into the wind.

•You are pissing against the wind if you think your IQ is higher than mine.

•If you expect me to give you a raise you are pissing in the wind.

by ConnorDictionary4Real September 28, 2020

Shooting the piss

To fuck around, usually in a harmless and stupid way

Did you see that video with the boys doing that cake check? They were totally shooting the piss!

by NotAHorse07 August 3, 2022

Lumberjack Piss

A urination of significant length, volume and satisfaction that could be compared to the satisfying deep forest pissing of a largely boned and built lumberjack in an aromatic lushly foliated evergreen forest.

I waited all night to piss but when I finally did it was a huge Lumberjack Piss.

by Dick Grande July 3, 2022

Piss rim

The portion of the porcelain toilet rim that is exposed by a u- shaped toilet seat.

In public places (or dirty homes with a u-shaped toilet seat) the area of the toilet rim that dried up pee, and lone pubic hair escapees gather.

Every time I take a poop in public, and I wipe, my arm hits the piss rim!!!

Or

Last night, I was so drunk. I threw up so hard I held onto the piss rim for dear life!!!

by agotaras2000 October 26, 2022

swiss piss

(as a man) to pee sitting down so that noise is minimized

A reference to Switzerland's ban on peeing standing up after 10 P.M due to noise complaints by neighbors.

Since I didn't want to wake up my tired father, who would beat me if I ever did, I took a swiss piss that night to avoid any sound.

by Delfinite June 2, 2022

Pissed on the monitor

A phrase you say when something bad has happened but also after that another bad thing happens.

Sean: Hey man I’m sorry about your dog getting hit by that car yesterday.

Kyle: Yea man but you won’t believe what happened after that. My girlfriend called and broke up with me.

Sean: Wow you just pissed on the monitor!

by Krankëmz October 13, 2021

Infused Piss

When you want to piss after busting a obese nut to your favorite waifu but there's still some cum left on your foreskin, mixing the urine with the semen.

Jerry: Dude, i needed to piss but there was some cum left on my PP! That means i made infused piss!
Thomas: wdym? What will happen now?
Jerry: idk, i guess i will give birth to a scary sewer monster.
Kat: Dude, that's gross
Jerry: So, can i piss in yo pussy, Kat?
Thomas: bro wtf

by Maxicat0 October 1, 2021