Yo he-bitch, shave ya damn sideburns, ya think this he-pimp can find you some damn clients with that small mammal growing on ya cheeks?!
by D'White April 16, 2009
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by some random UDer September 9, 2010
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An underage "ladies man" that tries to act like a pimp. They tend to get girls pregnant before they're even 18.
by KronosTime September 4, 2011
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Used mostly by zookeepers in order to make their line of work sound more fun than it is.
Used mostly by zookeepers in order to make their line of work sound more fun than it is.
Girl: "so what do you do?"
Guy: "AYYYE IM THE BIGGEST CHIMP PIMP IN TOWN BAYBEYYYYYY"
Girl: "fuck me"
Guy: "AYYYE IM THE BIGGEST CHIMP PIMP IN TOWN BAYBEYYYYYY"
Girl: "fuck me"
by The Grass Master September 9, 2018
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Girl friend you have a big ole butt... pimpslap time! She done left me 23 times but I still love her..... pimpslap time! Honey I had to buy the 500 foot wide TV... PIMPSLAP TIME!
by John Huckleberry or Huck April 11, 2003
Get the pimpslap mug.1. A scumbag who sells people (half of which are children) for sex, often against their will.
2. A word that, in spite of the horrific actions associated with it, is used positively by many people.
2. A word that, in spite of the horrific actions associated with it, is used positively by many people.
“Woah, now that’s a pimp! Let’s call the police.”
“Pimpin’ ain’t easy, man. Living as the human equivalent to a pile of dog shit is hard work!”
“Pimpin’ ain’t easy, man. Living as the human equivalent to a pile of dog shit is hard work!”
by nobodyforsale July 10, 2019
Get the Pimp mug.I don't mean anything racist by this, but most "pimps" are in fact black. What strikes me as the strangest thing is that black people are so against slavery (since they were enslaved themselves prior to 140 years ago) and the ownership of human beings thereof, yet they so strongly believe in the ownership of "hoes" or "bitches." Basically a "pimp" is an extreme jackass and ignorant hypocrite.
1. OMFG i am such a motherfucking PIMP, bro! i am a complete arrogant and idiotic asshole who thinks owning human beings us supposedly wrong, yet i believe in owning women! ohh, i am so cool, man. WORD.
by REBECCCCAAAA October 29, 2005
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