loaded piece of toast

Something so absurd, it can't possibly be true.

"That's a really loaded piece of toast! You know what I mean? laughter I mean, you have to laugh at a certain point because it's just ridiculous." - Meghan, Duchess of Sussex on the British tabloids misrepresenting her relationship with the British royal family.

by t_ray March 8, 2021

eat my piece

a less vulgar way of saying "blowjob" or "falatio"

Guy 1: yo dude what happened to you last night? you just disappeared..
Guy 2: yeah i got some chick to eat my piece
Guy 1: well done.

Guy 1 to Girl 1: ..eat my piece
Girl 1: 4 more shots first

by cf171 June 6, 2010

a good piece

"a good piece of ass"- a good hook-up, sexual encounter

that bob is a good piece of ass

by z-dog November 5, 2003

Worthless Piece of Shit

@AntiMAPSociety_ on twitter

He fucking faked his own suicide for sympathy, what a worthless piece of shit.

by Loli Powice March 2, 2020

jaunt piece

Used in reference to a guy's genitalia.

Hey, man! Get your jaunt piece out of my face!

by PrettyLittleKitty December 11, 2008

147 piece

When you catch such a savage BEAT down that you can hardly fight back. It's like getting two pieced but times a hundred!

Vince: "Ha-Ha! Darby whipped your ass! What was that two piece like?"

Sean: "Fuck you! How was that 147 piece you got from Manuel?"

by Nick C G III January 1, 2009

out dis piece

said when one is leaving a gathering or any other event that has become dull, boring, or lame

man, i out dis piece

by X-sTaTiK October 26, 2004