October 9

National Send a bootie pic day

Hey it’s October 9! Have you gotten your bootie pic today?

by yourdadstherapist October 9, 2020

October 12

Hug your best friend day!!💕

October 12 Hug your best friend for atleast 10 seconds 🙃

by Ramensf October 10, 2021

October 29

national steal someone’s fruit by the foot day

Person 1: Why’d you steal my fruit by the foot?!?

Person 2: Because it’s October 29!!

by Lucas Gilbert October 29, 2019

October 25th

Go fuck yourself day. This day is me at for clowns to go fuck themselves

October 25th is known as go fuck yourself day

by ChickenNuggo October 15, 2019

October 19th

National shoot your shot, again !! Day
For all people who have gotten rejected but still like that one person

It’s October 19th you know what that means,
I’m gonna shoot my shot AGAIN

by Abaaha October 19, 2019

october 12

national blow a kiss to a friend day

it’s october 12 ima blow a kiss to my home girl/homeboy

by venzoluv October 9, 2021

October 20

🍆 On this day a footy prodigy was born. He was blessed with a soft touch, a kind chin (The kind you wanna lay your nutz on), great eyebrows and ocean eyes that are so deep some people say if you fall in you will get lost forever!! He is always a 6 in a 69er and he has a Cavan FC logo tattooed on his lower back.

Shot gun a bud light on October 20 to acknowledge his greatness🍺

Guy: Yo is it lil pz 🍆 day of birth?
Other guy: oh shit I almost forgot it’s October 20 today!
Both guys grab a bud light hold it up to the sky and yell: this ones for you lil p 🍆 You fucking DICK... then continue to shotgun the BL

by Coach 🍆 October 18, 2019